Monday, 1 July 2013

A busy Saturday, part I

Friday evening She ordered me to clean the glass windows and the doors of O/our wrought

iron fireplace in the morning so that it's ready as She wakes up. i always use alarm to wake up early also during weekends as mornings are my only allocated times for net browsing. Now i had less time for that on Saturday morning.

i complied and everything was clean at 8am. As She woke up She had me first clean the yard, then used me as Her chauffeur, without telling me beforehand where we were heading. It turned out to be a tour of two second hand shops and a grocery store for me. After W/we ate a tortilla lunch prepared by me. With kids overhearing She ordered me to make rooibos tea for Her as i make coffee for myself.

Then it was time for a lecture that my long term chore excel was not updated for nearly a year. It's a list of chores that are due seldom, like once a year. For example cleaning the inside of Her car, cleaning the pool, moving certain plants to bigger pots etc. The excel file includes last dates when i have done it, and next dates when i should do it next time. However, there were many chores that were overdue. So now She ordered me to do two dirty jobs that were much overdue. First i needed to clean up air conditioning machine and its filters, then empty central vacuum cleaner's waste container. The filters were very dirty and the waste container was crammed full, filters already unoperational.

As i reported back She forced me to kneel, as She was sitting on the sofa, and said that i had dropped dirt from the AC filters on Her stuff, and i will be punished for that carelessness. i needed to also remove shit from hamster's cage. Nice addition to emptying cat's litter box each day.

As i wanted to report to Her after that, i faced a problem. i didn't know where She was, so i had to knock on many closed doors as i am not allowed to open doors without knocking. Finally as i found Her in the bedroom, She said it was my punishment time. i wondered whether it would be electric shocks, eating restrictions, the riding crop or what, and i try to get hard in my cb. It hurts and i have to bend. She orders me to bring the cayenne pepper. Now i believe She's putting it under my foreskin. As i have offered it to Her kneeling, She orders me to tilt my head and open my mouth. She scatters a healthy dose of cayenne in my mouth and makes me swallow, open up my mouth again and i feel the powder drop on my tongue as She repeats the process. My mouth's on fire and soon my stomach's too. Then She orders me to make Her black tea and after that get lost. i write this and have a nap, to be able to offer more service when it is needed.

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